The last time I took a road trip like this, my car tried to kill me.
I was about 30 miles outside of New Orleans, still coming to terms with a decision that would change my life. With no job, little money, no home, and with the town still staggering to its feet two years after The Storm, I was making plans to reorganize my life and settle into a mudbank. On Interstate 10, just before the Mississippi state line, the hood latch on my station wagon came loose and the whole hood slammed backwards, shattering the windshield and wiping out my visibility.
I managed to make it through that encounter unscathed, and to help fund my move to New Orleans I sold that car to a brave Alaskan who liked to fix up Subarus (and bless him wherever he is today). I’ve taken a few road trips since then: Driving moving vans and rental cars, transporting my grandparents’ vehicles between Florida and Ohio. I spent four months zigzagging the country on busses, trains, and occasionally hitchhiking when it was my best option. But this will be different. I’ll be driving my own chariot across the country for the first time in eight years.
By the time you read this, I’ll be on the road. On the itinerary: over a dozen states, a few thousand miles of highway, a flight to Hawaii, many friends, a lot of family. And for the road portion, I’ll be riding along in this beast right here:
Meet Mister Valdez, my noble steed.
America is best seen at street level. We’ve got a proud tradition of road tripping here, ever since the Lincoln Highway became the nation’s first coast-to-coast artery in 1913. But the drive to roll west goes back even further. The Santa Fe Trail. The Oregon Trail. The Transcontinental Railroad. As a culture, we’re suckers for a good horizon.
This new series will be a salute to that impulse. We’re a car culture here in the States, and that creates a ton of problems (Hello, L.A. smog!). It also creates opportunities not just for travel, but for the strange roadside attractions that lure in those travelers. This series will cover the places and food and music of America, but also the stories of America’s highways, unique roadside kitsch, and little pockets of the country struggling to retain their character.
And of course, the unique beauty of the American West.
I’ll be seeing it all with Mister Valdez, a 1991 Ford Ranger. He has no air conditioning, no CD player, and he’s fresh off a complete transmission rebuild. We’ll hope for the best. Along the way, I’ll be sending dispatches and pictures from several corners of the strange and maddening and frequently wonderful country I call home.
I hope you’ll stick around for this. There’s a lot to see. My truck’s not big, but there should be enough room for everyone.



8 comments
Safe travels, Nick!
Be sure to write and take lots of pictures! Have fun and be safe.
Good travels….looking forward to reading about your trip!
Can’t wait to read this series! Sounds like it will be an amazing adventure. Ever since I read On the Road, I’ve wanted to do my own cross-country car trip. I’m a new mom however, and long car travels right now would be impossible. However, I will gladly live vicariously through you until my husband and I can one day take our daughter on the Great American Roadtrip! Safe travels. Thanks for sharing!
Road-tripping has been in my blood for years and years, and my goal when I retire (10 years and counting!) is to sell the house, get a big ol’ RV, and explore this great land of ours… to go to all the old familiar places and visit new places. In the meantime, I’ll take my little weekend trips and read about your great adventures – drive safe and have a most awesome trip!!
Road trips indeed seem to be a very core part of American culture. Looking forward to your thoughts on the American West and the places you decide to stop with Señor Valdez.
Thanks so much. I’ll try to keep it interesting.
Do enjoy! A good road trip is good for the soul. Tough on one’s derrière at times, which is when it’s good to get out and stretch. Take a big ol deep breath. Every place has it’s own aroma. It’s as memorable as the skyline.